Saturday 17 January 2009

30 by Demetri Martin



30 minutes is 1/2 of an hour or 1/48 of a day or 1/shitload of all existence
30 seconds on a treadmill feels longer than

30 hours in a really comfortable mill

30 milliseconds from now is already over

30 decades ago there was way more bad breath
30 aunts at a picnic is better than

30 ants at a picnic

30 years from now people will probably wear more shiny fabrics
30 weeks since i had that giant sandwich

30 fortnights is 60 weeks

30 light years is fucking far

30 dark years is not as fucking far but kind of a bummer

30 letters in this line - i am pretty sure
30 steps from here to my door
30 days until a very new tv series starts*
*it's called "important things with demetri martin" on comedy central - february 11 at 10:30pm

30 ..............................dots


Later days...

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