I Love Long Hair

1. I love how it gets into my mouth while I'm chewing my food, teasing me by acting all fibrous.

2. I love how it prevents me from reading a book by irritating my eyes.

3. I love how it makes me look hot by insulating all the heat from my head & neck.

4. I love how it generously consume an overwhelming amount of effort & time to dry.

5. I love how it surprises me every morning in the toilet.

6. I love how it dies and lays itself on the floor in a randomly chaotic pattern, creating a masterpiece!

7. But most of all, I love how it frames my face...when I'm not wearing tudung la...


Laters...